As I approach quarter life …
I’ve learnt that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learnt that you can get by on charm for fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have big boobs.
I’ve learnt that you shouldn’t compare yourself with others – they’re more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learnt that you can keep vomitting long after you think you’ve finished.
I’ve learnt that people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never seem to go away.