Sound of Music
Give me a pun anytime, and I assure you that it would be fully appreciated by me. Sometimes I try to do some ‘punning’ of my own, but I get tired of laughing at my own jokes. And my friends think I’m weird.
Anyhoo, this should be pretty universal. I laughed my ass off.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
taken from toomuchsexy.org