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Hail Al.

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Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Weird Al. How could you not? I mean he’s like, the coolest guy since Bill Gates. Okok before my friends (of which I can count with one hand) start leaving me one by one, I better stop kidding. Weird Al’s not very imaginative in his composing, but his lyrics… Man! You’ve got to check it out.



You don’t love me anymore – Weird Al Yankovic



We’ve been together for so very long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what’s wrong?

Seems you don’t want me around

The passion is gone and the flame’s died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that I’m the Antichrist



Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don’t love me anymore



I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You’re still the light of my life

Oh darling, I’m beggin’, won’t you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it’s kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you pushed me down that elevator shaft



Oh, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s this poisonous cobra

Doing in my underwear drawer?

Sometimes I get to thinking you don’t love me any more



You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I’m ugly and you say that I’m cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn’t like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you don’t love me any more, oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don’t love me anymore




I know it seems crappy but you’ve just got to hear it with the melody. It’s so sad it’s funny. If only I could get the link to the audio in here…

Written by smudgi3

August 24, 2004, Tuesday at 14:11

Posted in Moods

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